Euro Trip: Seal The Deal

House hunting wasn’t supposed to be this exciting, but with Venera Maximus as your sales rep it’s impossible to stay focused. Every time she walked ahead to show off another room, you were a little less interested in another shade or “greige”; paint on the walls and a lot more focused on her curvy butt.

Her confidence? Impeccable. Her body? Super disctracting. By the time you reached the final listing, she was teasing you with her smile and huge cleavage. But this next bedroom really stole the show. Venera sat on the bed and her hand casually landed on you leg. Your eyes locked and you knew what she was inviting you to.

Her message was clear. Forget closing costs – this was the kind of deal you couldn’t walk away from.